The Menu

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FINE, HERE IS THE FINEST OF FINE PRINT FOR YOUR
FINE EYES ON THIS FINE ASS DAY TO READ. 

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We use milk, eggs, nuts, small children and other weird ingredients in our cocktails. If you have any allergies please let our staff know prior to ordering.

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We don't have paper menus. Save your tears for the bathroom. Seriously, get over it. Our menu changes constantly and printer ink is expensive.
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We will happily make riffs or unique variations to any of these drinks as well and we can make almost all the classic cocktails so just ask. 
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A lot of drinks can be made vegan using aquafaba or gluten free options for some of them, just ask if its possible. 
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MAX GROUP SIZE OF 4. If we can seat 6 at the bar we will, otherwise nope. 
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19+yrs old min. No minors. No exceptions. Gotta have ID.
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No one cares if you name drop here. Go to Traverse and tell them you know Raph and the secret password is "pancakes" to get in ahead of the line. Shhh...
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