The Menu




-ON SPECIAL -
- GRAPEFRUIT GIN & TONIC 2oz - 
$12


On special and only while supplies of this last so get it while you can. This new small batch is a knockout and a must try for all the gin lovers out there! Featuring our special release of our Grapefruit Infused Gin and tonic. Grapefruit is the perfect pairing bright citrus and fruit notes to the piney, citrus and floral gin! 2oz of goodness for only $12.


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NOW, ONTO THE FINEST OF FINE PRINT FOR YOUR
FINE EYES ON THIS FINE ASS DAY TO READ. 

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We use milk, eggs, nuts, small children and other weird ingredients in our cocktails. If you have any allergies please let our staff know prior to ordering.

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We don't have paper menus. Save your tears for the bathroom. Seriously, get over it. Our menu changes constantly and printer ink is expensive.
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We will happily make riffs or unique variations to any of these drinks as well and we can make almost all the classic cocktails so just ask. 
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A lot of drinks can be made vegan using aquafaba or gluten free options for some of them, just ask if its possible. 
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MAX GROUP SIZE OF 4. If we can seat 6 at the bar we will, otherwise nope. 
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19+yrs old min. No minors. No exceptions. Gotta have ID.
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No one cares if you name drop here. Go to The Villiage Idiot across the street and tell them you know Gord. Tell them the secret password is "pancakes" to get a free microwaved shot of gin. Shhh...
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